C.R.E.A.M

Genetic Heritage
Gelauto #33 x Guava Fig
Seed Type
F1 Feminised Automatic
$44.00 USD
Indica/Sativa
65/35

One, two, three and to the fo’. B-R-A-D and Guava Fig is at the do’. Ready to make an entrance, so back on up, ‘cause you know we’re ‘bout to rip ish up. It’s the Meph-Heads Mixtape, Volume 1, 2026. 


Side A: Guava Fig.
From a 2020 grow-out, she stood right out,

pungent in the jar, fire flavour in the mouth.
First Fig Farms cut, she stood out from the pack,
we knew we had to work it, no fluff, no cap.

Side B: Double Grape.
Double Grape as the hype-man, she’s got frost on tap,
first Artisanal she headlined, she put Mephisto on the map.
She’s the gateway strain, from London to LA,
ish so strong, you’ll be posted up, out the way.

We’ve paired our Guava Fig with a number of stand-out selections from our catalogue. As true F1 Limited Editions, these strains have been tested by a handful of community members in advance of the release, but haven’t had the extensive mass-testing that a main catalogue strain goes through. Available exclusively in packs of 5 seeds.

Aroma: Medium, sweet fruit during grow; sweet and sour fruit after cure
Notes: Trim ease 4/5, trichomes 4/5, “short but yielded big,” strong recommend to grow again 5/5

C.R.E.A.M keeps it fruit-forward and thick, bringing a sweet aroma that isn’t bakery or candy, more like ripe fruit with a clean sweetness that turns into sweet and sour fruit after cure. She stayed short and main-cola dominant on this run, likely a bit stunted, but still put up big numbers and stacked weight like she had something to prove, finishing “thiiiiiiick” with dense production for her size. The smoke matches the name with a smooth, easygoing vibe that feels daydreamy and grin-inducing, the kind of high that lifts your mood and keeps you floating through whatever you’re doing.

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