Oinkstranaut

After years of tinkering with boosters, calibrating thrusters, and fuelling up jars in the Mephisto hangar, the Apollo programme is ready for launch. Apollo Haze has always been a cult classic in our books, a Brothers Grimm relic reborn through the Mephisto lens, and this time she’s not flying solo. We’ve paired her with a selection of our favourite house strains to create a fleet of one-off cosmic hybrids, each one carrying its own trajectory of flavour, frost, and firepower. From citrus-charged rockets to resin-soaked deep-space cruisers, these Limited Editions are designed to push terp profiles into new orbits and deliver highs that feel like a spacewalk without the tether. As true F1 Limited Editions, these strains have been tested by a handful of community members in advance of release, but haven’t had the extensive mass-testing that a main catalogue strain goes through. Available exclusively in packs of 5 seeds.

Aroma: A complex and evolving spectrum: burnt rubber, chem, and gas layered with spice, pine, and dank funk, cut through with flashes of cream, mango, or lime.
Effect: Potent and fast hitting, ranging from clear-headed energy and motivation to heavy, couch-locking gravity. Strong relief for pain and tension, best suited to higher tolerance cosmonauts.

Oinkstranaut is a craft built for deep space voyages, bushy and resin armoured with a central cola that takes command of the canopy. Side branches swell like booster rockets, stacking dense nodes that add serious weight to the payload. A topping manoeuvre can optimise her frame, but even on autopilot, she charts a steady course with minimal turbulence. She does have quirks, occasional nutrient sensitivity or foxtailing if conditions spike, but handles most missions with composure, shedding leaves cleanly as she heads into the final descent. By harvest, she is a spectacle: trichomes frosted across chunky flowers, loud as a klaxon in the control room, and impossible to ignore.